| MagicKnight ( @ 2005-08-27 09:23:00 |
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| Current music: | "Days Go By" by Keith Urban |
Today's the day....
...that I never thought i'd really see. Today, after nearly 15years, my mom and dad are getting re-married. I'm really happy for both of them. Not to sure what going to happen for living arangements since my brother might be moving to Indiana at the end of the year...only time will tell.
In other news:
1. Construction on mine and Jayme's place has begun...so hopefully it should be done close to the end of the year...really lookin forward to it. Time to start buying some stuff like a bed.
2. I got new hours at work starting Sept 4th. I'll now have banker hours from 8a-4:30p, Monday-Friday. Also, my work is thinkin about opening our other facility in Jax again...so that could very well mean some good opportunities for me.
3. Warehouse openhouse is today so i'm gonna take Ryan, Annie, Jayme, and Pete to see my work..where I waste away my life :P
4. It is now confirmed that i'll be going to AWA this year.
5. Anybody wanna se Nickel Creek with me on Nov 20th? If you've never heard their stuff just msg me and i'll send you some songs.
...I think thats about it
*edit* A joke for yall...
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as
they
could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative,"
said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your
ear
and count to 10"
(Hey I don't make these up...I just pass em along when they tickle my
fancy...)
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in
the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held
the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, North
Carolina,
South Carolina, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West
Virginia,
TEXAS and Washington DC.